Monday, March 22, 2010

Midgets

Why does TLC have so many midget shows? Midget documentaries are boring. They do everything average-sized people do; they just need a ladder to do it.

If it's not the little people, it's the big families. They have the Duggers, who should really consider a vasectomy. What are they up to now? 19? But then there are all these shows about multiple-birth families. You'd think TLC would have learned their lesson with Jon and Kate, but now it's Table for Twelve, starring the Hayes family with their two sets of twins and a set of sextuplets. Let's hope show biz doesn't get to them, but if it does get to them in the same way it got to Jon and Kate, at least TLC could have one last special where the Hayeses spill their guts about the destruction of their once happy lives.

Who would ever want a camera crew following them around 24/7?

Silly people.

3 comments:

Andy said...

I just saw a commercial yesterday for another new midget show, the Little Chocolatiers. A midget couple that makes chocolate. Wow. How exciting haha

pilmer said...

like willy wonka?

Megan said...

Haha. Yeah, I hope these guys are Oompa Loompas. Now that would be exciting.

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